Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss was no Mother Goose
He put a hat on a cat and let it loose.
He put ears on Horton,
Horton heard a Who,
Caused a whole bunch of trouble in Solla Sollew.

Sneetches snarled,
The sky rained goo,
The Grinch stole Christmas,
And Mr. Brown mooed.
When your eggs turn green
Here's what you do:

Put a Wocket in your pocket,
Fox in sox,
Scramble your eggs,
Eat them in a box.
And if the cat comes back,
Hop on Pop!
I said the cat comes back,
Hop on Pop!